Wiccan Ware: The race is on!

The spectacular ‘Wiccan Ware’ race is on again. Anyone close enough to the picturesque city of ‘Old Curie’ on the planet Hope in the system of Gateway (-1,4) to get there by midnight on 4th May can pick the latest release from the prolific dream-rock group: Jjagged Bbanner and take part in the race to get it to Alioth (0,4) to start the Launch Party. The first Commander to arrive in the starport of Ghandi on Wicca’s World will win their millionth share of the first day’s profits.

The last Jjagged Bbanner ‘Day One Sales’ went into the millions of credits making the winner’s prize well worth the effort, nevertheless, it is the kudos and the boost to reputation that really make this a race worth winning.

The group now live a semi-recluse existence near the Lost Gardens of Antipi-Hymbos on Wicca’s World and could not possibly, even in their wildest Dreams (and they are pretty wild) need more money or more publicity. However the notorious ‘Wiccan Ware’ race was instigated in their early years as a publicity stunt by their PR company (‘Everything You Earn is Ours Inc.’) and has grown to the point where to cancel it would be to risk the wrath of a vengeful Galactic lynch mob.

So – the presses are rolling on their latest release (Lost on the Edge) and the race starts in a little under twelve hours time. If you’re anywhere near Old Curie, you have nothing to lose and everything to gain…

What are you waiting for?