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The Thargoids – Unlikely Rumours From Barnards Star

June 1, 3250

A series of wild rumours are emerging yet again, this time from the Barnards Star system, regarding the sighting of yet another Thargoid fleet. Two courier pilots travelling from Barnards Star to Eta Cassiopea each claim independently to have fought and destroyed a single alien mother ship with a host of attendant Thargons.
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Theft of Ancient Artefact

May 21, 3250

The Imperial Palace Guard of yesterday cancelled all leave following the theft of the priceless Duval Artefact from the Imperial Provincial Museum and Authentic Theme park in Chekovport. The relic, discovered on 6d in the early days of the Empire was treasured as an Inter Stellar Treasure and a perfect example of an ancient...
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Dozens Die in Race Fiasco

May 7, 3250

Dozens of innocent citizens from across the Galaxy died last month in that most reprehensible spectacle – the race to take a piece of self- indulgent ‘Dream-Ware’ to the Alliance ‘Cultural Centre’ of Wicca’s World. Reliable Imperial eye witnesses report that the winner: Commander Chris Moss won purely by default on the grounds that...
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Dream-Ware Fiasco Repeated in Alliance

April 29, 3250

The galaxy’s biggest, most exploitative, greed-inspired Dream-ware fiasco is taking place once again on the planet Hope in the Alliance system of Gateway. Several dozen relatively inexperienced pilots are permitted to land at will on the starport of Old Curie and then to take off simultaneously in their desperate hurry to reach their goal...
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Federal President Dies in Gas Explosion

January 9, 3250

That old harpy, President Thorold, has had a string of bad luck recently. Culminating in her death just the other day when a gas main exploded in a opulent hotel she was staying in. Does capitalist decadence not stretch to safety checks any more. Engineers are probably too busy fiddling the stock market and drinking champagne. Capitalist news...
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