Captain Dante Gazara has been tried and found guilty of assassinating his president. He has been sentanced to life imprisonment in the cold harsh prison colony of Ross 128. There forever to mine glitterstim in -5 degree temperatures. The trial was obviously rushed, and much was edited out of the federations video review last night. Our reporter was...
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Archive for January, 3250
Captain Gazara in rushed trial
Federal President Dies in Gas Explosion
That old harpy, President Thorold, has had a string of bad luck recently. Culminating in her death just the other day when a gas main exploded in a opulent hotel she was staying in. Does capitalist decadence not stretch to safety checks any more. Engineers are probably too busy fiddling the stock market and drinking champagne. Capitalist news...
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Federal Day of Mourning – President Dead
Our President is dead. She was assassinated by an imperial double agent, Dante Gazara. Gazara has been tried and found guilty. He has been sentenced to life imprisonment at Ross 128. See the trial tonight at 2100 SST.
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President Thorold’s Demise
New information on the assassination of President Thorold. The Federal authorities are yet to go public but we can reassure our readers here in the free world, that the Federation President is definitely deceased. Captain Garzara has been arrested and a court-martial is scheduled for tomorrow. He was found in the rubble of the penthouse of the New...
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President Assainated
Yesterday evening Madam President Miranda Thorold was assassinated by one of her own security team. The ever popular President Thorold had spent the evening at the annual New York Philanthropy Society’s Ball and had returned to the presidential suite at the New York Hilton. At exactly midnight a huge explosion rocked the Hilton, blowing...
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The Thargoids – Truth and Fiction – 1
It is now three hundred and fifty years since the first reports of Thargoids from the settlers of Molotov Village on New Africa (Veliaze -2,3) and exactly fifty years since the last mother ship was destroyed by INRA pilots flying out of Facece. In the three hundred years of their existence, the Thargoids represented...
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